Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML
Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, as a good friend, I went to pick up my buddy from the airport. I arrived at the wrong terminal and waited for an hour before realizing he had landed an hour earlier at the other terminal. By the time I found his whereabouts, he'd already taken an Uber home. FML
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Top comments
jonan1212 5
he don't like u
jazziness 12
maybe he had to go somewhere else...
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Comments (217)
EmyB_fml 8
hint hint ?
perdix 31
Gas, grass or ass -- no one rides for free! I saw that once on a bumper sticker, and have tried to live up to those lofty aspirations ever since.
JennaMarie420 2
you sir just made my day with that
cindayy77 0
perdix, I love most of your comments
sparxva 12
Maybe he wasn't going to the house. Duh! (or maybe it is the smell)
kelixo24 0
Well. That was rude!
diaz5 1
tht suxs
tatababe 1
I don't think his grama is a bad ass pinchy but not prison worthy
TodaySuxx 7
lol that sucks... but did you ask beforehand if he was able to give you a ride home? If not...you should of arranged your own ride.
DavLynn 4
he could've been going somewhere else , maybe he should have explained himself better. you friend should have stuck up for you too
gigi03 5
Thats messed up sounds like something I would do if I didnt like you
Kiraro 0
YDI for expecting a ride instead of asking.