Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML
Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, as a good friend, I went to pick up my buddy from the airport. I arrived at the wrong terminal and waited for an hour before realizing he had landed an hour earlier at the other terminal. By the time I found his whereabouts, he'd already taken an Uber home. FML
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Top comments
jonan1212 5
he don't like u
jazziness 12
maybe he had to go somewhere else...
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Comments (217)
mentch12 0
I guess his dad doesn't like your ass
Iamaninchworm 0
Only if he's married.
Hi_I_am_Q 0
I like waffles.
7sevensevenseven 0
maybe he wasnt going home
7sevensevenseven 0
maybe he wasnt going home
TalkinSmack 6
have u showered lately?
noahb16 0
why does it matter? your his neighbor, walk across the yard lazy....
27BronxBombers 12
you mean walk home from the concert? that's where the OP's friend's dad came to pick him up. the OP isn't just across the street at the friend's house
12em12 1
And you sir, are stupid.
tacocannon99 5
I thumbed that up just because if how ridiculously moronic it was
beelzeboss_fml 0
hoooly shitttttt dude they were at a freaking concert not their house!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha you make me laugh
Shortsupremacy 2
I no u bitch
evilplatypus 39
Not sure if trolling, or just really dumb...
knocking 0
And this is why reading comprehension is so damn important.
TomPusslicker 21
i want 10 of whatever ur poppin....
TomPusslicker 21
Ill have 10 of whatever you're poppin...
stuart169 3
#22, you are really stupid...
stuart169 3
#22, you are really stupid...
fatraptorjesus13 9
#22 you're ******* stupid. can you read on a third grade level? OP was AT THE CONCERT which is likely in a larger city or town possibly an hour to three hours away depending on how much they like the band
nomz333 5
get in the car anyways
samwhambam 3
lol
griffindragon97 3
hey I had to go to work and my son wanted to go with me be a man walk I can tell ur an lazy amarican
Captian 1
OP is Canadian.
27BronxBombers 12
The OP is Canadian. Now go ahead and stop being a stereotyping asshole.
deathmetalkill 3
Way to be stupid.
warlockplayer19 5
atleast americans know how to spell
NecroParade 3
Stupidity is a very bad trait to have while trying to insult someone. Actually, it's always a bad trait. Pro tip: When trying to insult a person, first check to see if the insult even applies. Next, make sure you can at least spell the words you're using. Then, most importantly, check to see if it will make you look like an idiot.
NecroParade 3
Unless you were trolling, I which case, I applaud you.
LinTurk 4
Maybe he thinks its time your own parents stepped up to the plate, and picked you up themselves.
Iamaninchworm 0
Just maybe he should have been a responsible adult and said that before taking someone who is likely a minor somewhere and leaving him there without a means to get home.