Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML
Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, as a good friend, I went to pick up my buddy from the airport. I arrived at the wrong terminal and waited for an hour before realizing he had landed an hour earlier at the other terminal. By the time I found his whereabouts, he'd already taken an Uber home. FML
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jonan1212 5
he don't like u
jazziness 12
maybe he had to go somewhere else...
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Comments (217)
TalkinSmack 6
can't u get home the same way u got to the concert?
27BronxBombers 12
It says "I went to a concert with a friend of mine." I'm assuming that he went with the friend.
fatraptorjesus13 9
they probably drove OP there
dylan499 0
haha not anymore
SCATTERLIE 0
what a dickwad...
Schnyduh 4
when you get home, egg his house(;
lalala2589 0
Yeah, go egg your friends house. Great idea. Smh.
Schnyduh 4
lmao, true... then just egg his dad lol idk
vieeev 4
you should throw eggs against his window.
burgerburger 0
maybe he has other plans, you don't know his life!
dgr8ing 0
you would think he would tell op so he could arrange a new way home beforehand.
lalala2589 0
It's not like he said he would take him home. He should have figured this out and not assumed he was going to take him home. He probably had to go somewhere from the concert anyways, he obviously didn't hate him/her enough to not drive them there in the first place.
birdfreak 24
wow. that happens sometimes when the parents don't like the friends. I'm sowwee
BIEBERSLAYER 10
I'm guessing he really doesn't like you so you could slash his tires as payback so he cant go anywhere.
ArsenalFan12 0
not really an fml
nixter5 18
say "why? cause you're just so mad I f***ed your wife last night?? GIGGITY!!"