Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML
Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML
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Top comments
lizzzie_fml 0
Well aren't you a bundle of fun. You knew there would be black light and you didn't wanna glow. Pussy.
eliz3 0
Dandruff has nothing to do with being unhygenic
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Comments (98)
missanthrax 0
who cares? not the best FML. I mean no one from the concert will even remember this
kira1kira 0
don't wear black without the blue.(selson blue)
lmfao25 0
Wow, this is fake. This is a damn commercial ! Nice try though :)
DarkxRaven 0
Ever think about taking a shower more than once a month? lol
ditzykayla 0
never wear black without the blue =p no really. if you do use dandruff shampoo already and it's not working you should try T-Gel. It's kind of expensive for shampoo but it works well.
Jessticle85 0
...who cares?
Raaar 0
wow. XD you people are sure mean! interesting how people think that just because they're on the internet it's ok to be rude to people. XP
blah3 0
dude. WTF. that's sick get dandruff shampoo.
DameGreyWulf 1
You're the dumbass who put it here, so don't bitch about the replies you get :) Also, it's not because we're on the Internet, it's because you're stupid. I'm sure they would have been just as "mean" to you in real life too. People are "mean," get used to it.
DameGreyWulf 1
What? Why wouldn't you want to have your t-shirt glow?
billybobjoebob 0
Wouldn't wearing a glowing shirt in the first place hide your dandruff, as the shirt would out glow your dandruff?