Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML
Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0
Well aren't you a bundle of fun. You knew there would be black light and you didn't wanna glow. Pussy.
eliz3 0
Dandruff has nothing to do with being unhygenic
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Newtrier 0
big deal
crzygrl90218 0
Wearing black...get the blue. SELSEN BLUE! =^) Come on haven't you seen that commercial?!?!?
aboutthemusic16 0
my biggest problem is why wouldnt you want to glow anyway? thats the point of blacklights! :D
mannix_fml 0
Why would you wear a black shirt when you know you are gonna be under black lights? Shouldn't it be the other way around? YDI for not knowing how to party!
LMFAOwhilereadin 0
its not that bad its cool having glowing hair lol..dandruff isnt that bad i think i have it on my leg if i scratch it dead skin falls off.. lotion ftw
KekPafrany 0
Well.. My last memory of black light is that the vet used it on my rat looking for infection, because the fungus is glowing in that light. Your skin shouldn't glove in blacklight, if it did, you should check, if you have a fungi infection. Good luck. Dandruff is a natural thing, like sweat. Some people got more from them, and others think about them that they are untidy, but they are wrong.
razor69_fml 0
are you stupid? dandruff IS a fungal infection. it's when you have excessive yeast, or any unnecessary yeast on your head. LOOK IT UP IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME
whiterabbit420 4
83- yeast is a bacteria not a fungus
silverx10 0
@84: "a condition in which white scales of dead skin are shed by the scalp". Dandruff is caused by the skin on your scalp being overly dry. This is fixed by using something with a good bit of moisturizers, i.e., Head and Shoulders.
bikinigurrrl 0
YDI... black it a stupid color to wear, because after a while, no matter what you get lint, dust, etc so your shirt is all spotty and white.. and I don't know about where you were going, but when I've gone to allnighters they always have black lights and we make fun of our friends who wear black making "**** jokes" You should have worn a different color... only white glows.
ohyess96 0
Try Head and shoulders.