Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML
Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0
Well aren't you a bundle of fun. You knew there would be black light and you didn't wanna glow. Pussy.
eliz3 0
Dandruff has nothing to do with being unhygenic
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Comments (98)
zapskimmer 0
dude....BC13
zapskimmer 0
ffundung
zapskimmer 0
ok someone other than me needs to comment! NOW!
MissJlk 0
It would be funnier if there were **** stains.
LewJH 0
I kind of expected to read: 'I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see glowing cum stains. FML' Anyway, who cares?
Jaywin 3
Should've just flashed your boobs, OP. Then no one would be looking at your dandruff ridden shoulder.
polarbear101 0
could b a guy...lol
Mischief109 11
^^ there is a pink symbol at the top right of the fml.... This generally means it's a girl.. I could be sorely mistaken though
whyme93guygv 0
never wear black without the blue, selsun blue.
sublime93 0
Lmfao Anyway this was totally stolen from the axe commercial, just with an added backstory.
triplethreat13 0
gross! dandruff is something no one wants to see, especially people that are crowded around you. and why wouldn't you want to glow? it's fun to stand out! but YDI for not thinking that through....
zapskimmer 0
ydizzle
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
haha gross. ydi for not being hygienic. and for not wanting to glow]: