Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML
Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML
Today, I went out and got very drunk. I talked to a girl and some other people. As the girl left, someone told me to follow her as she didn't seem to know where she was going. As a drunk, socially inept idiot, I did so for about 20 seconds, only for someone to point me out to her and quickly guide her away. Then I lost like £700. FML
Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
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Top comments
buck33 14
It's a conspiracy!
XxchristinasmhxX 0
I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't even work there...
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Comments (114)
kickuwithmyfist 1
I blame the schools...
Jakesterk96 8
Yea, damn schools not telling people to not give $50 bills for two drinks.
kickuwithmyfist 1
It's simple math lol
KiddNYC1O 22
You seem to lack simple logic.
kickuwithmyfist 1
You sure got me!=D*high fives you in mid-air* YEAH!!!
SliceOfCake 9
Either they were covering for her or she's a ninja. And yes, those are the only two possible explanations.
Cobro 5
Third option: She's a ninja AND they were covering for her.
reddudeover 2
I don't believe you cake, and you know DAMN well why!
Lililthx 7
Aw this made me laugh :)
vbmg152 19
Nice pic! Chocolate cake is da bomb!!
JurassicHole 5
13 - So if I go to a diner and have a tab of twenty dollars, then pay with a fifty, it's completely fine for the waitress to keep the difference? Hell no! You're justifying stealing, which if you didn't know is wrong.
emeraldisle 30
I was just going to say to report it to the manager but then I realised it happened at a club. Not sure if many clubs have managers present.
jenny123321 0
She ratched! Lol
xXxAPersonxXx 6
Oh god.. Not this word again.
eurostar710 11
Why the hell are you posting this on every FML? You're not funny. You're being stupid and annoying. Le sigh, people these days.
DrBlack 9
Damn, who let the troll in?
la_gata_0716 5
Next time take singles! That will work.
Il_Maestro 6
Oh so it's that kind of club? Maybe then OP would've gotten something for his money!
Danny0522 8
I never justified stealing. I simply stated that she would have done it even if there wasn't a recession.
The_Hitdude 12
2- I'm pretty sure that was an FML posted recently. Unless that's what you were referring to. Then I'll feel stupid.
shawnaishere 14
Look on the bright side you donated 50 dollars to a stranger and got paid back with 2 drinks
dannyice 2
I'm pretty sure he still need to pay for his drinks. But that just me...
The_Hitdude 12
Wow, these are desperate times, but that was uncalled for. If it's a chain, then you should call their higher office and report the bar. Good luck OP.
IcedJesus 5
Chances are they won't give a shit. It's 50 bucks.. If op didn't want to lose it op should have came with 20s .