Today, after realizing my flashcards had fallen out of my binder, I asked my teacher if I could quickly go to my locker to get them. She said no and told me to go sit down. As soon as class ended, I went to my locker and brought them to her. Her response? "Why didn't you ask me to get these during class?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML
Today, a wheelchair-bound kid in my study hall dropped one of his textbooks on the ground and he couldn't reach it. When I noticed, I stopped what I was doing to go pick it up for him. The problem is, he sits right in front of the door, so I got yelled at for "trying to leave class without permission." FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML
Today, I was trying to finish an English assignment and I was not sure how to complete it, so I emailed my teacher to ask her for help. She told me to… flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML
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hare 19
Sounds like a trolling teacher lol
Rozay333 36
Omg, i hate teachers like this!!
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hare 19
Sounds like a trolling teacher lol
sempisaviour 17
Your teacher is a flaming hypocrite, OP.
Rozay333 36
Omg, i hate teachers like this!!
BrokenIt 13
I hate PEOPLE like this.
DjeePee 25
Honest response from a high school teacher here: you have no idea how hectic (the start of) a lesson can be. You need to let everybody shut up, sit decently on the right places, let them take their books and their journal, ask and answer not-course-related questions, give warnings to those who disobey the rules, give punishments to those who disobey the warnings... A pupil needs to pay attention to the teacher. A teacher needs to pay attention to all the pupils - up to 20 human beings with their own background and personality. Mistakes are made, things forgotten, but please, unless we're always batshit crazy, don't hate us for it.
randomname98 22
I once had a teacher in first grade that I swear didn't like kids.
kaablam 17
oh right, because memory is so vivid from first grade... not to mention the fact that in our child brains, the actual meaning behind most things that turned us down were lessons, not dislike.
CaptainCookie 8
35, this is a bit off-topic, but only up to 20 students per class? I used to have classes with over 50 kids, and that was normal!
teentee401 37
My class in elementary usually had only 30 kids and now in high school we have about 60.
DArthurVaderian 18
Man you people go to shitty schools if you have that many kids in a class
meli1195 31
hey, I remember my first grade perfectly, just because you don't doesn't mean all of us forget
CloudBustah 20
#39 I remember a lot of shit that happened when I was 7. I remember one day, at the start of the year, she had to show us things like the hall, and in the hall was a giant projector screen and she was too short to reach the bottom of it. I laughed and she yelled at me :(
DjeePee 25
45, The only way I could see myself manage such a group is by letting them all work individual, learning the theory by themself and saying 'I sit here if you need me!'. That's not teaching, that's fancy babysitting.
rachelthelime_fml 29
My first memory was from when I was about 3-I was walking up my house stairs so my parents could put me to bed. My baby sister was screaming at the time ~ As for 7 year old memories, I have plenty xD In response to the original person, my Philosophy teacher absolutely despises kids. She only likes to teach ages 14-18 xD I go to a secondary school
saba_ajira 29
I've learned to accept that teachers, no matter how smart, can be generally idiotic sometimes.
CurvyisCool 22
BITCH. That's not how it works.
UC_jrmnts 15
Wow sorry op I'm sure we can all recall a teacher that made our skin crawl. Next time try using the, " i need to use the bathroom" excuse. Don't worry you'll only have her for a school year. Bon chance!
MisterEx 28
I guess "BECAUSE **** YOU AND YOUR EYEBROWS" wasn't a proper response then :/
cakefete2 31
No, not both eyebrows. "F" one and make the other jealous.
SystemofaBlink41 27
And never call them again.
winchestinalock 21
There's atleast one teacher like this every year!
cakefete2 31
You know that meme of that one guy with the bad hair and it says, "aliens"? I wish I could post it here as a response. Sorry, was a response to #8 and can't remove it now.
airbear18 15
or in every school
airbear18 15
Hahaha that meme makes me laugh
digidy_doggg 9
why do some teachers even become teachers
ShadowlessSpear 21
*hand gesture* "Aliens"
briang959 47
Unfortunately you'll one day work for someone who will act the same as your teacher. These people are everywhere in life.
freakyfriday101 13
Thats sucks for you, op