nikto
Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Isitreallythatbad,
United States
Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML
Aintnosunshine
France
Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML
AwkwardNotCute
Pomona, United States
Dating pool hell
Today, I tried instant online video dating for the first time, after not having much luck on other dating sites. The first date was kind of awkward, and "ended" with a kind of fade out and I could hear her chatting with someone else. "Hella awkward." Fair enough. "But was he cute? - No." FML
well okay then
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Anonymous
Macon, United States
Profile pictures
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Anonycunt
Bonn, Germany
Nope, just nope
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Tiffosaur
United States
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Anonymous
Is this catfishing?
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
James C
Stoke-on-trent, United Kingdom
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML
Top comments
tigerkyle92 0
Don't worry she was probably checking out how obnoxiously huge your penis was.
perdix 31
Whip out your iPhone and play Angry Birds for the remaining 7 minutes and 50 seconds. Then, await your next humiliation.
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Comments (62)
Insomniaddict 0
Were you wearing your boner pants?
sheethapins 13
She was your drunken belligerent mom wasn't she?
Cosmopeaches 0
She probably said it because you caught her looking at your junk! Just laugh it off!
Shinygirlnz 1
A speed-dating troll? Forget her.
Forever_Blue_Jay 0
What's with all the penis comments?? lol
Perdition 4
Penis.
KatherineAnne 7
Penis
Zombie65 0
ok so you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny YDI
jcrob 0
penis
iliv2serv 0
Some ppl go to those things just to shock the potential daters-tucker max anyone?
OfficeNinja 5
should have looked at her and replied "yea, it is. you have a terrible case of obnoxious bitch - it's all over your face and creeping me out". then enjoy your remaining 3 minutes of silence.
nickturn 3
lol damn thts cold