Love: Today, I went sledding. Too bad I was asleep when my boyfriend...

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By smsblue - 19/12/2016 21:49

Today, I went sledding. Too bad I was asleep when my boyfriend shoved me onto the sled and down the hill. FML

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great_nate 26

Monday 26 December 2016 8:45

Asleep? Or drunk?

mandy62390 4

Tuesday 20 December 2016 15:02

how were you sleeping? outside?

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mandy62390 4

Tuesday 20 December 2016 15:02

how were you sleeping? outside?

sparkleboob 2

Tuesday 20 December 2016 17:46

I'm curious to know if this is on YouTube somewhere

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 20 December 2016 19:43

Was this supposed to be a prank or something...? Sounds like it was dangerous, regardless of why he did it.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Tuesday 20 December 2016 20:25

That is the type of relationship I dream of.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 22 December 2016 17:48

I find it difficult to imagine the circumstances under which you were asleep in the vicinity of a sled. Care to elaborate?

great_nate 26

Monday 26 December 2016 8:45

Asleep? Or drunk?

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