Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realized I was being ignored by a Halloween decoration. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw someone I thought I knew. I waved enthusiastically and shouted, "Hey!" The person stared blankly at me, so I quickly turned it into a wave at someone else behind them. There was no one behind them. I was just waving and yelling into the void like an idiot. FML
Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML
Today, I thought I was waving at my neighbor, who was also waving enthusiastically back. After smiling and gesturing, I realized she was actually cleaning her windows. I was flirting with Windex. FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, after a boozy lunch, I drunkenly waved at what I thought was my reflection in a shop window. The person inside waved back. I laughed and kept walking. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd spent the entire interaction waving at someone standing in a café. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, a little girl and her mother stopped in front of my window to look at the witch I'd put there as a Halloween decoration. The little girl was smiling, so I lifted the curtain and smiled at her. When she saw me, she started to cry, and ran away. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
F your neighbor's life for being ugly enough to pass as a Halloween decoration.
robbietherabbit 0
... what did you yell? Just hello, or angrily?
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Comments (58)
patticake1601 0
you sound like an egotistical jerk that expects everyone to respond to your Highness or at the very least a deranged weirdo....who yells at someone for not saying hello back at them?
JustAReaderOfFml 4
Perhaps he yelled out, so she would hear him. Like another (louder) hello to get her attention. If not, i tend to agree somewhat with you. Yelling at someone for not waving back is just a tad retarded.
n1rvanat1zed 0
In Soviet Russia, you ignore the Halloween decoration! Hmm.. so there are normal things there. =
ayashe 2
YDI for getting angry just because someone wouldn't say hi to you. If your sight is that bad you should always keep your glasses with you, even if you don't wear them. At some others, I can understand why someone would like to take their glasses off for a little bit to relax. Glasses give a lot of people headaches/strain their eyes, so I'd say going "outside to enjoy the cool air" would be nicer without them.
JassyJas 2
Sounds like me! omg we're both blind four eyes! lol well fyl
PlasmaWafflez 0
Who cares?
racerapj 10
This fails. YDI for mistaking a costume and getting mad very easly. I wear glasses and this never happens to me. Maybe it's the fact that our vision is different...
turtlellama 0
I totally thought this was an MLIA at first. So???
Fentown_fml 4
Haha your neighbour looks like a halloween decoration? What, green skin and a black pointy hat?
LifeisEffingHard 0
Lol, this almost happened to me... I felt like there was some stalker behind me... then I squinted and realized it was only some plant outside the neighbor's place.
FarSide 23
Some rude Halloween decorations you have there.