Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realized I was being ignored by a Halloween decoration. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw someone I thought I knew. I waved enthusiastically and shouted, "Hey!" The person stared blankly at me, so I quickly turned it into a wave at someone else behind them. There was no one behind them. I was just waving and yelling into the void like an idiot. FML
Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML
Today, I thought I was waving at my neighbor, who was also waving enthusiastically back. After smiling and gesturing, I realized she was actually cleaning her windows. I was flirting with Windex. FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, after a boozy lunch, I drunkenly waved at what I thought was my reflection in a shop window. The person inside waved back. I laughed and kept walking. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd spent the entire interaction waving at someone standing in a café. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, a little girl and her mother stopped in front of my window to look at the witch I'd put there as a Halloween decoration. The little girl was smiling, so I lifted the curtain and smiled at her. When she saw me, she started to cry, and ran away. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
F your neighbor's life for being ugly enough to pass as a Halloween decoration.
robbietherabbit 0
... what did you yell? Just hello, or angrily?
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Comments (58)
perdix 31
Wow, your glasses have the opposite magic of the spider-man! Your magic glasses transform a rude neighbor who ignores you into an inanimate decoration! I love Halloween. Such weird things start to happen.
Ligerie 0
Why would you yell at her for that?!
allmidnighteyes 11
F your neighbor's life for being ugly enough to pass as a Halloween decoration.
jamila123 5
Yeah I wonder what u yelled. Hahaha!! Who gets that mad at someone for not saying hi. Weirdo..
valuemeal2 1
How the hell does taking off your glasses enable you to "enjoy" the cool air better? That's kind of retarded. If you need glasses, WEAR THEM. The only thing I can enjoy better without my glasses is sleeping. And possibly looking at a lit Christmas tree.
Hellsno 0
hahahahahahahahahhaaaaaa dork
Broeman 0
Go post it on MLIA, retard. That's not even bad as long as no one saw you.
Subjectzero 0
that's why I still bring my glasses places. when I need to identify somethig I jst put them on. you are just a moron.
GJMO 0
I thought it was funny
22jrdn55 15
so, umm hows this a FML? stop posting shitty stuff and get a life bro.