Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
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snapperturtle 0
How did you manage to arrange a date with someone who didn't know it was a date?
Lick_yer_face 0
Look on the bright side: you had a fun time at least. On the not so bright side: Oh dear god.
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Comments (56)
z3r0nline 0
YDI for being gay :P
FrannyPackIt 0
I'm straight and I have a gaydar
AHUD 1
how can u not know if ur lez or not
noluck5678 0
****** faggots. i cant stand yu queer bitches
shitheads 0
all geywads r fags and don't have lives
i_am_bomb 0
nice name haha
ShutUpDude444 0
On a happy note: OP- At least you were having fun before he told you. And, hey, you could always fantasize about him or something. *shrugs* I'm probably just making this worse. #39- Oh my god, that made me laugh so hard! And it is so ******* true it's not even funny! Except that it is! On an angry note: Reading all those homophobic comments pissed me off that I could barely ******* breathe. Get a ******* life and accept people for who you are before everyone you know slaps you in the face with what's going on in the real world because you've been too caught up in hating your own species due to their sexual orientation to realize that there are real issues out in the world. So shut up and go die in a ******* hole, bitch. Nobody wants to hear your miserable drivel. Okay, I'm good now. :D And PS, I'm mostly straight (bi with a preference to men). So kiss my ass, gay haters.
biggecko 4
Man this debate is starting to get gay lets stop
skateking133 0
haaa win
Florence_ 0
17- You're an asshole.