Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Red handed
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
Cold-blooded old times
Today, going through my dead grandma's papers, we found old faded photos. I showed them to my mum, who screamed in shock. They were grandma and granddad's erotic photos from about seventy years ago. FML
Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Party hard!
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
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colton_colton 50
Thats something you could've lived a nice, long life without ever seeing
MzZombicidal 36
I would just delete Facebook after that.
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Comments (70)
Khaleesi_26 30
Burn the computer.... That's something nobody needs to in vision
SweetasCandy0609 28
Well OP if you call saying that one of them or both dislocated their hip you probably know why.
sanuxo_ 22
Gotta love old people..
RedPillSucks 33
Grandma certainly will
ericapalooza 8
I never realized how lucky I am that my grandparents don't use facebook.
Silverien 4
HELP. NEED BRAIN BLEACH.
riley2010 4
Get it in gramps!!! Lol seriously thst life scaring.
pitapizzaparty 18
How lovely
worldclassrager 41
Now will he post the naughty pictures to twitter next and tweet a fun time with my girl?
ladytigerhunts 20
At least they're still sexually active! :)
RedPillSucks 33
Obviously, you must delete your Facebook account, uninstall Facebook, wipe out your computer hard drive, buy all Facebook stock so you can force the company to close down, and neuralize your mind so there'll be no chance of anyone else ever EVER seeing this again.