Today, I went on a trip to DC. When I got back I found out my car was stolen. Apparently they didn't know how to drive a stick because it was only 4 blocks from my house and the engine was blown. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML
Today, I drove all the way to another state and dealt with Chicago traffic on the way just to learn to drive stick. I couldn't learn, because the truck was suddenly unavailable, and when it was available again, whoever had it last lost the keys. Guess I gotta make another trip. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML
Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML
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adverner0 0
Manual is the best way to go. I drive one and my whole family drives one. It's more fun and more economical. Automatic cars are boring and just put me to sleep... And dude, i'm from America, and we're not all fat. I've been stuck around 120 pounds for the past 5 years and i'm 20. And we're not all ignorant douchebags like we're made out to be... I personally don't think that America is "the greatest country on Earth", saying that is just plain ignorant. In some ways it's better than others, and in other ways it's worse then others. Look, I like America, but i'm not one of those people that gets a hard-on every time someone mentions it. And this is my first time replying to someone elses post so I hope I pressed the right reply button.
Cramps_fml 0
Sad face emoticon. SUX BRAH.
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Comments (134)
Krystal3408 32
At least they weren't able to benefit
RockNRollAndrew 18
Were you live they just steal the tires ?
worldclassrager 41
Well did your insurance help in any way? At least it wasn't gone forever
ValleyHockey12 14
gotta love the ol stick
Ascendanthive 9
Ha! That'll be this generation! You don't see manuals being made much anymore!
tanman230 10
if they couldn't drive stick I don't see how they even got it out of the parking space