Today, I went on a second date with a guy who seemed perfect in every way possible. That is until he started mentioned how children are a deal-breaker for him. I had to break it to him that I have a 14 month old daughter. He actually had the balls to ask if I'd ever consider foster care. Seriously, dude? FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date, and I mentioned that I'm divorced, he was fine with that. I said I have two kids, he was fine with that. I mentioned the youngest is autistic, he was not fine with that, got up, and left so fast saying he wants nothing to do with kids like that. I was left with the bill. FML
Today, I went on a second date with a seemingly great guy. Over drinks, I asked him what his plans for the future were. He replied that he wanted to have at least two kids, so he could start a family vlog prank channel. I laughed. He was serious. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, assuming he'd be okay with it, I brought my two kids with me on a first date, as I didn't want to pay for child care. My date made me pay for the kids' meals and my own, then blocked my number afterwards. FML
Today, after two years of dating and my boyfriend knowing I hate kids and don’t want any, he surprised me with his 4 year-old daughter, thinking I would change my mind. I immediately dumped him, leaving him at the mall we were shopping at. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been seeing for a couple of months and started falling for told me his ex-girlfriend is pregnant with his child. I’m so bummed because kids and baby mamas are my number one deal-breaker. I really liked him too. FML
Today, I met a wonderful man and agreed to go on a date. Halfway through the date, he started telling about how much he hates his wife. And his four kids. I texted him after I walked out, saying not to call me again. He agreed. His wife didn't. FML
Today, I was on a first date with a really nice guy and, of course, when there was an awkward silence, I started talking and realized too late that I was running through my usual complaints about my worthless baby daddies. He asked how many and I said three, and he left without a word. FML
Today, we saw a woman with two out-of-control children. As we walked away, my husband said to me, “Disgusting, I’m glad we’re never having children.” News to me, he'd always said he wanted a kid before we married. An uncomfortable conversation is imminent, damn it. FML
Today, my date asked how many kids and baby daddies I had. When I responded neither because I'm not like that, he didn't believe me and left. FML
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Nati9876 10
Everything was fine until he asked about foster care. Some people just don't like/ want children.
Estelle101_fml 13
I'm sorry that "man" turned out to be a boy op, you deserve a lot better.
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Comments (93)
uchihastephy88 25
You should have your baby's best interest in mind when looking for a new relationship. Idk why you didn't inform him that you had a little one on the first date... But it would have been one of the first things I would have told him if I were in your shoes. I don't have any children yet, so I wouldn't know how hard it is to find a good guy who would love them like their own and me at the same time, but I can imagine that it would be significantly more difficult. Stay strong momma :) <3 happy belated Mother's Day :) Do yourself a favor; don't talk to him ever again, he doesn't deserve ya'll.
nevereyes 31
Honestly kids would be a deal breaker for me too but asking you to put your kid in foster care is just a dick move
I_am_Ami 5
Congratulations, you just dodged a bullet.
kishmobile444 16
I too have a 14 month old daughter. what a dick. he literally should have told you that before meeting you and wasting your time.
shannon2348 14
It seems odd to me that you never mentioned your kid until well into the 2nd date. ydi