Kewl_Kat
Townshend, United States
Today, I went on a date with an extremely cute girl. About 30 minutes in, she excused herself to the restroom. I waited for about 20 minutes, then I got up and left. About 10 minutes later, she called asking where I was. FML
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OSJake 6
Must have been a long pee..
Khione 12
You could've told her you went to the bathroom too :D!
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CyberGothic 16
You're an idiot. Srsly, you gotta wait upwards of an hour or so or you give them plausible deniability.
LittleRanz 4
I dont blame OP for leaving, that girl was gone for 30 minutes. Kinda rude leaving your date hanging like that. 30 minutes is too long to take a dump esp on a date.
chicme 9
This could be a funny story for you guys to remember one day, if it does work out...
Omniprism 15
I hope you went back. Tell her sorry but I thought you ditched me. You're just so cute! Just be honest with her.
mattmsk005 8
She probably did leave and then not expecting into stay for over 30m with her gone send u that to turn it around on u.
mominzed 19
Follow up needed.
orsombre_fml 11
You were right to leave, OP. She should have texted you. Now please follow up!
mangelon86 15
What was she doing for that long???
mrnipples7311 13
Pooping
DarkGem 13
You could've texted her before you decided to leave...
Kewl_Kat 9
UPDATE: We cleared it up, and are currently planning a second date. Turns out she wasn't feeling well. It all ended up working out c:
isuckwithnames 22
OP I hope it works out for you buuuut, you were in the right.
ThatFancyPenn 18
90, OP just said that everything worked out...
dabears1011234 27
Good for you, you're going to show her this fml one day.
cheshireau 26
Would it be gross if I suggested next time she should text you while on the loo? Nothing specific, just not feeling well, sorry, I'll be out shortly?
isuckwithnames 22
I meant in the long run
Tripitaka 21
Hopefully, she wont do it again...
sassy2085 16
Women's bathrooms are always congested you have to wait in a long line then afterwards reapply makeup etc... It could easily take 30 minutes or so.
R3TROxLOV3 32
x_x wtf are you going on about? I've never been in a 30 minute line for the restroom - not even at a professional sporting event. Also, reapplying makeup doesn't take that long. You're not going to be sitting there starting from scratch with it.
Lexipants 21
I dunno, man. There's a very good reason I pee BEFORE getting my seat at the cinema...