Kewl_Kat
Townshend, United States
Today, I went on a date with an extremely cute girl. About 30 minutes in, she excused herself to the restroom. I waited for about 20 minutes, then I got up and left. About 10 minutes later, she called asking where I was. FML
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OSJake 6
Must have been a long pee..
Khione 12
You could've told her you went to the bathroom too :D!
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Queen_of_Night 20
Glad for the update OP! Wish you two luck!
GirasolNegro 22
She should have texted you if she was taking such a long time and let you know what was happening. There is often a line for women's restrooms, and she was probably waiting for most of those 20 min... Hope everything worked out in the end!
marcranger 29
OP says she wasn't feeling well, which most likely means she was a little too, uh, busy to text him. And having been in that position before, I think she's lucky that it only took half an hour!
ruthi666 23
I'm surprised no one came up with the idea that she could have potentially gotten her period unexpectedly and had to find product or attempt to wash her clothes. This has happened to every woman at least once in their lifetime and it sucks but you can't really avoid it.
JKPwnage 27
That's why you don't take thirty ******* minutes in the bathroom. It was probably 10 minutes of peeing, 15 minutes of pointless make-up that nobody actually notices, and five minutes of selfies.
_Bair_K_ 11
Who pees for 10 minutes
fancy_98 19
She wasn't felling well
isuckwithnames 22
I have
AmGee 3
Why so impatient? Maybe there was a queue in the ladies toilet? Poor chick comes back and you've already buggered off? Way to make a girl feel special!
BeepBeepSwerve 9
oh be quiet the dude had noo idea.
tashinaherne 11
Musta been one mighty long turd!!
sarcasm4life 1
Maybe she was playing battleshits
gimmethatbetty 7
Maybe she had to take a extremely long sh*t
demoniccellist 1
you should have asked her to wipe the slate clean
AFaye3964 17
Why didnt you just wait for her? Maybe she was doing her make-up..