Kewl_Kat
Townshend, United States
Today, I went on a date with an extremely cute girl. About 30 minutes in, she excused herself to the restroom. I waited for about 20 minutes, then I got up and left. About 10 minutes later, she called asking where I was. FML
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OSJake 6
Must have been a long pee..
Khione 12
You could've told her you went to the bathroom too :D!
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dingleberriet 11
I'm sure it turned out ok, it seems pretty understandable to leave after you thought you got ditched.
askullnamedbilly 33
Who on earth spends half an hour in the bathroom while they're on a date? That girl either has a medical problem or needs to check her priorities.
Sheh_fml 25
Or she really, really needed to go and there was a huge line. Not that uncommon.
nana_star 27
Or she needed to take bathroom selfies
VeganVampyre 27
24- that depends where they were. If they were at a concert or some other big event with huge crowds, then yes. But I've never had to wait in line more than maybe a few minutes at a restaurant or theatre, so if they were out to dinner and /or a movie and she disappeared for half an hour I would think she had ditched him too.
Epikouros 32
Maybe she was checking FML.
darwinism 30
Bathroom etiquette differs for male and females OP, with the latter being more complicated. Back in my day, such trips to the bathroom could result in a camping trip. Patience is key OP, as long as they keep supplying breadsticks.
AquaBaby 11
There may have been a line for the bathroom... Women's restrooms often have a wait in restaurants. In any case, it was a long wait so I don't know what he should have done.
LennyComa 39
You should always wait 30 minutes, That's the rule.
powelale0000 19
It sounds like you're speaking from experience. Does this happen to you frequently?
LennyComa 39
Nope, Not even once. Although to be fair I have been with my girlfriend for a while so I may be out of touch with the Singletons these days
silveronica5 12
You should've waited just a bit longer, or when she called pretended that you went into the bathroom too
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Did you get a 2nd date?
juturnaamo 29
She got a date #2
officiallatina 14
This Needs A Follow Up
91hayek 31
Because extremely cute girls don't poop? Well at least she called you - shows that she must have been enjoying your company.
Polynomial 28
It's just that most people don't take 20 plus minutes, man or woman, cute or ugly.
MortenM 17
Girls don't poop. Period
ostfaiz 18
but why you left without informing her, she was cute Op
the_mantlist 6
Most likely the OP thought that she had abandoned them. Oh, and cuteness does not determine patience, nor does it determine the worth of someone.