Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
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Druu 53
Well clearly your name is pronounced "Uh-non-nuh-MOOSE."
KeatonHanson 28
"You wanna go to war Balake? Cause we could go to war. I'm for real, I'm for real."
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Comments (19)
Thor1012 28
was it J kwellin or de nice?
Isa_fml 20
I've had people try to argue the spelling of my name with me before. It's MY name. I'm pretty sure I know how to spell my own name; I've had it for almost 30 years.
madame_cat 20
Looks like your date took a Mansplaining 101 class.
TeratoMarty 6
You dodged a bullet. If someone won't admit you're right about possibly the single most personal datum about your own identity, they'll never admit you're right about anything else, EVER. There are worse things than being alone, and dating this asshat would be one of them.
Nona Boedicker Wright 4
I have had this happen before. A guy I met argued with me on whether my name was my real name or not. I never responded to any more of his texts after that.