Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML
Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
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iWanna_fml 0
wowwww. tell her that she owes u the money for it now xD
mycleverusername 0
I don't think Grandma's familiar with the Golden Rule. I say you steal her knitting needles. That'll show her.
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Comments (247)
epicfail13337 4
Strings don't cost that much, so that's not the main point of the FML. The main point is that they have a ridiculously conservative grandma. I hate people like that. If anyone cut up my guitar strings after hearing me play because they think I'm playing inappropriate stuff, I'd force them to listen until they go deaf. That's what they deserve. What were you playing, heavy metal? If not, that makes it worse. I play metal, so if I had your grandma, not only would my guitar be cut up, it would be completely smashed....and then, I'd throw the broken pieces at her and force her to eat them. ******* ridiculously religious people.
trueleader 0
I don't believe in devil music I mean if god wanted us not to play music we would be dead right now =D
ericalew_xo 0
The devil wears prada.
Downface 0
I am a satanist so that really pisses me off
moonlight_daze 8
I don't get it. :-/ And btw, this isn't the first time a comment of yours puzzled me..
rawredy 0
That's freaking brilliant.
Lythiaren 8
Cut off all her hair and tell her Jesus told you to do it.
thatonekid2010 0
YDI for playing devil's music.
dimondlas 0
baha thats not ****** its average dude i break my guitars strings all the time wow you just another ordinary human aye
janise 2
Has anyone realized that it was wrong of his Grandma to damage his property? Just because it's inexpensive to fix does not give her the right to damage his stuff.
Reyo 2
I say you make it clear that the destruction of personal property is NEVER ok, no matter whose God says it's ok.
sinergy 0
My dad did the same thing, haha.. FYL