Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML
Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
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iWanna_fml 0
wowwww. tell her that she owes u the money for it now xD
mycleverusername 0
I don't think Grandma's familiar with the Golden Rule. I say you steal her knitting needles. That'll show her.
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Comments (247)
Bansheethekilla 2
nd to all you a-holes saying it aint expensive, i bet youd all be feeling thew same way if and you family member did the same thing to something that belongs to you and says " its the item of the devil".op tell her to screw herself.
angelicaisaipom 0
I say instead of replacing the strings, replace your grandma.
AndelleRae 9
I'd make it seem like grandma went a little senile and mixed up some meds...
Krytt11 0
Learn how to say "Satan commands me to play his music" over and over again, either backwards or in latin.
myvenusdoom 0
dude....your grand mother needs to learn a lesson in life the hard way, my gf hid my guitar once as a joke cuz she thought im being to occupied with it n i should be having sex wth her instead, i didnt talk to her again for 2 weeks,,, ( coming to think of it, i just started wondering if she posted an FML around here smwhere, LOL)
energyphuck 0
THAT SUCKS MAN!!! I would DIE!!! SUE!!
DieterDerBlau 0
Um, Les Pauls are like the GODFATHER of guitars... I think most juries would let you off for killing her as "justifiable homocide". Besides, anyone that deep into their religion is probably ready to go meet their god(s).
jellobean 0
The YDI's are at 666 right now. Oh, the irony D:
tyranny 0
Is anyone else getting the point that SHE TOSSED A LES PAUL ON THE FLOOR?! Considering that the father of modern electric guitars and rock n' roll died so recently this should be considered sacrilege.
im_a_dinosaur 0
hahaahhaaha curse those grandmas