anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
North Vancouver, Canada
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
Dammit
United States
Bad boy
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
BIZZMAL
United States
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
coloris
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Anonymous
Middleton, United States
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Anonymous
Naughty boy
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Top comments
HeartForMusic 23
Maybe it thought you needed to run a bit faster.
perdix 31
Perhaps the dog freaked out because of your bizarre behavior. It wants you to be back on the couch eating Cheetos as usual.
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Comments (60)
AlexiAwesome 10
That awkward moment when...
KiddNYC1O 22
*crickets*
StaceeeP 23
one of my dog chases after you if you run near him but he's only playing thankfully
chuka81 27
Really nice dog you got there.
skyeyez9 25
Is it a herding breed or a terrier? Herding dogs will nip your heels, and even hands when they see you running and try to herd and corral you. It is instinct. And terriers have a high prey drive and it kicked in when you ran. Especially if your dog is untrained and under socialized.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Wow, I'm lucky my dog doesn't do this and she's trained. All I can say OP is dog training. Do it before it gets worse.
kaedynsmom0325 13
..I can't stop laughing.. Sorry OP.
pokerface91 5
That is a dog's instinct. No matter what breed it is. Don't feel bad.
Megan639 16
Ok, this seriously made me laugh :P
miller628 4
oh man my dog does that as well! Hope you're ok!
groovycrazyjoe 18
probably was pay back