Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML
Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
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firepanda11 7
Sue them?
jmaurm 6
Looks like you should seek employment elsewhere.
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Comments (91)
Shaneisabeast 0
sue that bitch
Rachaelc23 8
I would report him to his superiors and then to the eeoc. That's bs!
Llamacod 11
now, I understand anybody would presume that a boss would be a male; although a little skill called "reading comprehension" would allow you to realize that the boss was a female
djjjsnsn 1
omg.. that sucks!
Llamacod 11
omg that's quite a face, did someone just get off the toilet before you got into the bathroom?
perdix 31
There's probably not even a job opening at all. They just have this scam to fleece poor unemployed folks out of their last dollar. What a piece of shit organization! So, what's their number?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Sounds like a police matter. Why didn't you leave your purse in your car?
kittygirl21 5
Hey I'd just tell them to put it on your first check huh?
nowayisthisreal 4
It is the perfect scheme because nobody will call the cops. They are desperate for a job!
zgrubbs 2
trust no one...
StanSmith2013 26
What a bunch of thieving money grabbing bastards!
afropuffjake 9
Everyone swears they would have protested leaving it while being seriously considered for a job... Things are tough out there and an interview setting is already nerve-wracking as it is.