Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML
Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
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firepanda11 7
Sue them?
jmaurm 6
Looks like you should seek employment elsewhere.
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Comments (91)
Iknowsomestuff 9
Not really on topic, but I could never enjoy spending money I stole, particularly from someone looking for a job. I would just walk around waiting for something bad to happen to me.
noisebox 1
Next time go with your instinct tells you as compared to what a retard says ( who was involved). And make them reimburse your money.....
MisterEx 28
Well, how do you think they can afford to pay salaries each and every month? Yup. That's right.
ObeyStudKing 4
Oh wow. Why did you even listen?
pakalyps 2
Did you at least get the job?
Enslaved 38
The boss didn't lock his door? If he did, you could narrow down who had access to the office. Unfortunately, it will still be hard to prove who did it. ): ***I once thought someone went in my purse at my job and stole my money. Then I realized, I had spent it earlier to put gas in my car. Thank god, I didn't falsely accuse anyone.
Darksoul09 16
all I'm saying is that if you are ignorant enough to either not keep it on you, or in your vehicle. Then you deserve the consequence. Yes, losing ypur money is a bit harsh. But it was and always will be a dumb decision to leave it out of sign in an unfamillier area.
skyyylines 22
How is following instructions ignorant?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
She better have hired you. Or else somebody needs a **** punt.
AlexRen 21
You kind of deserve it, 1.never leave wallet in purse! 2.never leave cash in purse. Also you should've went bak in there and demanded your money back!
williamcarter93 13
She is a thieving bitch. On the other hand, why would you leave your purse in someone's office just because they say so, even if they may be your future employer?