Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML
Today, my friend and I got back from a vacation, for which we both took time off work and coordinated. He didn’t want to do anything besides stay in the cabin and play video games. We went on a half-mile walk and that's about it. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML
Today, I was on a camping trip, just about to pitch my tent, when the fire brigade showed up. No, I did not set anything ablaze. This nice, quiet little meadow I picked to spend the night? It’s their habitual training ground. FML
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VengeanceChicken 12
Perhaps he decided to camp in CoD rather than with you?
arrow007archer 19
cod players hate campers
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TwentyFourBeerz 18
COD is very addictive !
RedPillSucks 33
Roughing it: a wired connection, playing COD in your "My little pony" jamies
Vince_Masuka 12
You can't resist the "call of duty!" See what I did there?
lux0rd 18
No. I think it was too subtle. Can you explain it?
moonbootz 7
Tell him BattleField is better. That'll teach him.
Ilikepie82479 20
I'm sorry, but that's hilarious
tdotreppin 12
Wow. Feel real sorry for u
ActuallyKatie_ 6
My fiancé does the same thing! CID obsessed!
GirasolNegro 22
Why would you go camping within walking distance from home to begin with?
SillyBeanie 8
Well look at the bright side OP if you weren't close to your house he may of taken the car just to go home and play leaving you stranded :p and I think you should ground the man child, time out no video games
BeepBeepSwerve 9
calls someone manchild....has picture of a cartoon as her profile picture
EchoSerenity 15
Says the guy with the Cleveland picture...
FMLniick 8
Just get the best of both worlds: camp in your backyard while playing video games! jk, that's a terrible idea