Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML
Today, my friend and I got back from a vacation, for which we both took time off work and coordinated. He didn’t want to do anything besides stay in the cabin and play video games. We went on a half-mile walk and that's about it. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML
Today, I was on a camping trip, just about to pitch my tent, when the fire brigade showed up. No, I did not set anything ablaze. This nice, quiet little meadow I picked to spend the night? It’s their habitual training ground. FML
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VengeanceChicken 12
Perhaps he decided to camp in CoD rather than with you?
arrow007archer 19
cod players hate campers
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Comments (97)
ShadowlessSpear 21
FHL for not knowing of a better game.
junkman6 22
I seriously have to ask why this is getting down voted? A grown man addicted to cod is.... Strange?
Vickeh 15
A man can never be sperated too long from his gaming console XD. Next time just camp further away OP
bopersonn 13
An hour long walk?
The_Voytek_Bear 14
wait untill the Witcher 3 is released...
lazyslumber 18
What he has done is wrong at so many levels. It could have been a safety issue for OP
cakefete2 31
A safety issue? They were basically in their backyard.
vikky538 29
next take your internet and hdmi cables with you when you do camping near by house..
EchoSerenity 15
What are they going to plug it in, a tree?
EveningShades 6
I don't know who downvoted this. I found it hilarious.
PegLegRacing 34
Am I the only one that doesn't call sleeping on a roll out bed camping? It's not as bad as "camping" in an RV, but still...
Aero_x 21
Can't say I really blame him. I'm a girl who loves that game, and when relatives try to make me go camping I hate it! Of course, he should have mentioned that. Or at least camped at a location away from your house.
JRT98 12
Loving the game or not, a guy should know it's not good to abandon yo woman, especially over a game...
RayvenWhite 12
Nobody likes a camper in CoD.
thewife5 19
That's the damn truth!
AllKnowingTurtle 9
At least he has his priorities in order.