Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, my wife, being very considerate, bought me a new phone for my birthday. That would be fine and dandy if cops didn't then enter my house and say I stole it. Turns out my wife paid $900 from MY credit card to the person who stole the phone. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6
So? Just give it to her early.
perdix 31
I guess Santa screwed that one up by sending your wife the e-mail that ruined the surprise. Old people and technology!
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Comments (108)
thatonedame 6
seriously? not even close to an fml. big f-ing whoop. at least you did in fact buy the phone and not some dumb ass who got your info and charged it to your account. stop whining. at least you can afford a new phone.
LowLives 9
The account for the cellphone he bought his wife is probably in HER name...seeing as it is HER phone so after he bought it the Store sent HER an E-mail thanking her for the purchase of the phone its the Store being retards not him using her money or anything else...just pure stupidity of the store that ruined it for him
Applewhore 0
Haha, Sounds like something that happened to my parents! I am a total Apple ***** (Having the newest apple products)! And They went and got me An Iphone 4, Ipad, & Macbook Pro, all while giving them my apple Id not thinking they would send me a email! :D I am most likely not telling them, and will put on my surprised face, as should she have done.
unhappypixie 4
oh he didn't give it to her yet...
fuckaduck1 4
same thing happened to me this year, but I'm on the same side as the wife. husband bought me a new motorcycle, insured it, and I got the email confirming the addition to the policy. I haven't told him I know that though, so hopefully I'll be able to pull a convincing "omg surprised!" face.
Zmeilerr 22
You youngsters and your technology. When I was your age we had telegram machines and they took 15 days to send a message.
Daddymo 14
Lol! Idiot!
twinkiee_fml 0
awwwh, lol slick
BubbaDoose 0
it could of been worse, she could of gotten herself a whole other phone
Jess_4602 0
Can't you change the email address before you purchase something?