Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, my wife, being very considerate, bought me a new phone for my birthday. That would be fine and dandy if cops didn't then enter my house and say I stole it. Turns out my wife paid $900 from MY credit card to the person who stole the phone. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6
So? Just give it to her early.
perdix 31
I guess Santa screwed that one up by sending your wife the e-mail that ruined the surprise. Old people and technology!
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Comments (108)
PunctureWound 5
who are these dumbasses who think he used her money? go kill yourselves.
ulicksam 0
So what? Seriously, someone should punch you in the head for even submitting this.
Bob31_fml 4
that almost happened to me. if you upgrade someone's phone, the company sends the person an email confirming it, gift or not. I hacked into my husband's account and changed the email before I bought his new one. then they sent a confirmation in the mail saying the email had been changed. stupid AT&T makes it extremely difficult to buy a new phone as a surprise gift. it's quite a turn-off. lucky I always get the snail mail ;)
Boomshadow 3
This seems like a first world problem.
lemonypower 6
If SHE got the email dose that not mean OP's wife bought her own present?
ownitx3 0
I love on Fml that everyone is serious, & ponders the outcome or solution of an Fml post. cute, but sorta stupid. & this particular post was quite boring.
yoyoyokirsten 0
i modetated this!
zfchatroulette 24
I didn't!
megz1234566 1
not an fml just a failure
Ellen_Farrah 0
That happened to my step mom lol
penguinlove94 0
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