Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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xavierpineda2 4
you can stop being a pussy. stand up to the douche bag. if you got a gun you are entitled to shoot him or his dogs since they are trespassing. well at least in Arizona you can. I know I would since got a gun.
beaker38 5
buy paint ball land mines their like 30 bucks a piece but it's worth it
theboogieman 0
you could grow a pair and tell your to get the **** off your lawn
theboogieman 0
you could grow a pair and tell your to get the **** off your lawn
Pinkfreak43 5
"Piss-pipes" & "poop-chutes" NICE.
miss_vain 12
Shoot the dogs with tranquilizers whole they're on your property. Might as well shoot your neighbour. After all, he IS trespassing!
xMRxLAMAx 0
Buy a lot of paper bags and put all the crap in them then set them alight a place them in front of your neighbor's door
Poliahputz 0
empty ur poop chute on his lawn
miami_bb6 0
Install sprinklers...asoon as this happens again soak em a little that doesn't work put up a sign no trespassing violators will get shot...and buy yourself a paintball gun...if they happen to do it again let it rip...you gave them a fair warning :)
redhead07 0
Go over to your neighbor and say something to his face