Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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LizzieBvBfan 5
Man up and deal with him, he sounds like a bully constantly doing this to you so either stand outside and intimidate him, or film him doing it each day and send it to the police!!
treboy1992 4
then buy some dogs and do the same thing to him and see how he likes its karma is a bitch
leclair26 0
Wait until you know he is home and go shit on his lawn while he watches!!
darnellq 13
Call the police.
wtfgrl128 3
You could put a fence up
Sk8rboi17 13
Just get a pellet gun and if you see the dogs or the owner shoot them, make sure u don't kill either one just maim them so they have to suffer ;D
mhnilo88 0
Easy. Just scoop them and toss them into their yard!
Harlequin073 6
Fence
TheNothingWoman 0
Get a bigger mean dog to go against their dogs. Or a BB gun
Oceansnipe17 8
Tell him next time you will shoot his dogs for trespassing on private property.