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Purplexus Ankara, Turkey

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

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Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha

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Wish I could take his class

like a boss I would have done the same

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Thats smooth

He owned that situation like a boss. No ***** given

He seems tight

This made my life

conman531 23

if I may say so, after reading your comments OP, I think you're pretty nice yourself

Like a boss?

TallMist 32

Where did you go wrong? I'd say you lost a friend in the bitterness.

Thats how my great grandma died. She tried to lote a cigarette on the stove and caught her blouse on fire.

He sounds ******* amazing