Purplexus
Ankara, Turkey
Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML
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buddy_J 16
Wish I could take his class
Juniorhap 9
like a boss I would have done the same
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outoftown 27
And thus a family and college legend was born! If he gets tired of teaching literature and philosophy, he could try stand-up comedy.
Purplexus 14
Great idea! I'll be sure to share that comment with him.
oly49 10
sounds like real OG rite der wish my pops was dat cool btw does he smoke weed?? :p jus asking dont hate
8born8 18
The only thing we hate, is your abhorrent sentence structure, dismal spelling and appalling grammar. Comments are supposed to invoke thought processes, not induce headaches. To my dismay, butchered abominations such as this, are becoming increasingly prevalent. R.I.P English vernacular, we hardly knew ye.
Purplexus 14
Yeah, my father is a pretty cool dude. No, he does not indulge in the use of marijuana. Reading over your comment, I can't help but think that you may belong in one of his literature lectures perhaps.
Bentonic 11
#77 got burned worse than OP's father!
1adela1 5
Nice...
ahippienamedrae 10
That's actually not a bad take on the situation.
Purplexus 14
My thoughts exactly (:
Purplexus 14
Honestly i still do not understand how i deserved it on this one
Bacontree 14
I always click "you deserved it" when I don't think someone's life sucks because of what they posted. :p College professors are known to be a bit wonky, aren't they?
aecribb 14
I don't feel that you deserved it, but I also don't feel that your life sucks because of your father's quirky and entertaining behavior. There needs to be more than just the 2 options for some FML's.
Coeliacchic93 21
Could be accidental clicks. I've done that a few times before when I'm scrolling on my phone.
Batterypost 23
I clicked YDI because I don't think having a rad father makes your life suck, and there is no "Wow, that's amazing!"-button.
Xotoolyxo 16
Everybody makes mistakes, no need to judge him
Ashton91230 12
That would be a fun sight for his students
jh921971 10
No professor is has a PhD on everything...
FelixJC 14
This isn't an FML. Not even a FHL. It's just awesome.
rott3n 6
Your dad sounds awesome.
Purplexus 14
He is.