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kalikanna Piscataway, United States

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

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kalikanna 0

Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD

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Elovena 9

Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.

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DeW_DoGgY 1

Your dad is f**king awesome, win, no doubt!

escapedfromexico 0

this is not an fml. this belongs on mlia

dkro215 1

Epic win for sure????

Sooner5oh 3

Epic WIN by far! Except I'm sure my dad would of used a .45! Awesome!

bubo_fml 11

If a fly buzzes by, get the *** outa tha house!

Lanewood 2

Your dad is awesome!

kjtk 2

Only in America! Lol. :)

xtcolin 7

Your dad is Homer Simpson.

octopussperm125 18

Thats what happens in jersey, none of u other people would understand, its a jersey thing

kalikanna 0

I live in florida it changed itself to new jersey lol