Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out and he complained that he was hungry. I spent my very last $2 on chicken nuggets for him and a coffee for myself. Just as I sat down, he knocked over my coffee, spilling it into his chicken nuggets. Then he cried for over an hour. FML
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Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my Stanley mug of coffee. Halfway to work, I took a big swig only to realize I had grabbed my son’s thermos of chicken noodle soup, which I then spat out. My car now smells like a deli, and I'm still uncaffeinated. FML
Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he could get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short, he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter for my two kids for the evening. When I came home, I found her sitting on the floor, crying with a full bowl of popcorn, watching a kids' movie. Apparently, my six-year-old had decided to re-enact every scene from the movie, and she couldn’t take it anymore. I had to hug her and assure her that she was doing a great job. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I went to pick up a pizza with my kids for an easy dinner. As soon as I opened my mouth to order, the 2-year-old in my arms vomited into it. FML
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Blotto_fml 0
$2 for chicken nuggets and Coffee? That's awesome value! At least u can still eat the coffee chicken nuggets.
proflover 0
How funny, when I worked at a daycare enter the kids LOVED dipping their chicken nuggets in milk, no joke. But yeah, kids are midget devils
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Comments (103)
courtinkerbell 0
That's why I never want kids, they are so annoying. FYL for having to deal with that kid.
LilaBear 2
You live somewhere where chicken nuggets + a coffee costs only $2?? In Australia, you wouldn't even find a coffee for less than $2.
metrockick10 0
Wow, it took you over an hour to redirect his attention. If he cried, I'm assuming he was fairly young, so you should have just gotten him involved in some other activity. It's not that hard with young children. You suck as a babysitter.
Tomaino 3
Some children really like their temper tantrums. Especially young ones. Have you never seen a child cry for hours at a time while the parents try to do everything they can to console them? Sometimes little children just cry, and they might forget what they were crying about but they still cry. It happens. It doesn't mean this person sucks as a babysitter.
lissababy85 5
where in the world do live to go to micky Ds and have a coffee and nuggets for $2 all together?
angus15h16h 0
Lame. Did you punch that ******?
FoundManyLemons 0
At least you'll get paid back by the parents, right?
tookietookie123 5
Awwwww
RKftw 0
YDI times a milion. You wasted chicken nuggets... WTF man
Jazzyfizzle27 0
slap that kid silly and re-assure him who's boss
mkylem 0
his fault