Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML
Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML
Today, I was doing squats in the gym. During a set, when I squatted deep down, some poop came the fuck out, like a rocket. It was so embarrassing, and luckily there were fewer people in the gym than usual. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML
Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for "anti-social behavior." FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
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gxfu 0
at least you didn't shit your pants.
farf_fml 0
no one laughed? man, i think i would have been on the floor with you cracking up.
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Comments (147)
musiclover4life 0
Haha! I would've laughed with you! That sucks that people had a stick up their ass and didn't laugh. Lame.
vaenanoreodrevln 3
fail impression xD
Tri_fml 5
Hahahahahahahahahahahaahhaaha. That has me in stitches. Great mental image, also glad I'm not the only one that laughs at public gas. :D
krzylife 0
kml. . that is freaking hilarious!! =] i dont know why i love fart jokes so much.
snoopy24_fml 0
hahaha what a turn on!!! everyone needs this kind of sense of humor ;)
DankJemo 0
Smooth, very, very smooth... At least you could laugh at yourself. I'd like to think that I would laugh about it... Sure, I would be embarrassed, but looking back on it, it would be pretty damned funny. As long as you didn't get yourself hurt with all the weight falling on you.
MJKMJK 0
Farting is the funniest thing on the face of the earth!!!!
babymanda 0
LOL. hahahahahaha.
carolyna 1
HAHAHAHAHAHA, this was one of the funniest FML i've ever read.
Vikki_fml 0
lmao. Id probably do the same thing :P