Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML
Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML
Today, I was doing squats in the gym. During a set, when I squatted deep down, some poop came the fuck out, like a rocket. It was so embarrassing, and luckily there were fewer people in the gym than usual. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML
Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for "anti-social behavior." FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
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gxfu 0
at least you didn't shit your pants.
farf_fml 0
no one laughed? man, i think i would have been on the floor with you cracking up.
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Comments (147)
NorfolkDude 2
I laughed too when I read this.
chapelsen 0
YDI, but CLASSIC! I wish there was a "funny as hell" button to click on.
effliffe 0
your fault dude. i hate ppl who just show off when they lift
Hatoshi 0
High Five for the Todd :D
beccalovesska 0
i was walking down the street today, and i walked past a gym, thought of this FML, burst out laughing, and scared many people around me. this is a quality FML.
jess22_fml 0
hahahah aww
MFCFM23 0
I think I love you.
jaymers 3
kudos to you for having a good sense of humor about it.
keke_fml 0
you sound just like someone I know with the initials R D I might be wrong though
neonoodle 0
every day or 2 is another FML about some idiot trying to impress some other idiot at the gym. This is why I hate going to the gym, everyone's just trying to impress each other. Go do your work out and STFU. Girls don't look at how much you're benching, and you're just going to make a fool of yourself. If you also need to step up how much weights you usually bench to impress someone, there's probably 30 other guys in the gym who can benchpress twice that amount.