Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML
Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML
Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
Why did she think she’s entitled to free food?
Mega Firebeast 8
the hell is wrong with people lmao
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Comments (26)
WyldGundam 19
Gosh I really hope it was just water.
RichardPencil 32
There was probably some pee in it.
Madrias 36
After she sprayed you in the face, you should've given her a knuckle sandwich.
MannyWasHere 12
Hiss at her and scare her off
White Trash 10
It must've been a joke.
Greatness Inc 12
you can find lots if weird people at Soobway
MidnaLink 35
You mean like people who can’t spell SUBWAY?
Greatness Inc 12
Soobway is a reference to TheOdd1sOut
RichardPencil 32
Not as weird as those who frequent Domway!
DanielleinDC 34
I hope you can charge her with assault.
Davros 12
that's assault. I would have hissed and swatted her in the face
Des Williams 1
Yo, I work at Subway too and there are some ******* rude and weird ass people that come in. I have a guy who yells at his son for wanting nacho Doritos instead of cool ranch, and the kid asks politely and everything. He'll scream at him and tell him to get the cool ranch ones or nothing at all.