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Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

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Juggalette1020 0

Umm. The only reason It happened because we were just starting 3rd shit at that IHOP And the only people who realized that we were open were the drunk people. So there's bound to be assholes. And I deserve it for my name? Ummm No.

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jair_lhao 0

lmao that's soo true there horns might stab you >.< ouch

Juggalette1020 0

Second off. WTF dose it matter what my name is? Sorry I'm a fan of ICP. Wait...No I'm not sorry. I like them. I grew up around their music. So Get over it. And I didn't expect tips. But it's rather rude to leave something like that when I was overly nice, on time with everything, and everything came out right.

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SarahMarie83 0

I remember waitressing in college. There were a lot of assholes that wouldn't leave a tip but there were a lot more that did and I made a lot of money. If you do your job well, you made it up easily. Quit bitching. After seeing how pissed off the servers of America really are, I'm hesitant to go out to dinner again for fear of getting stabbed in the eye with a fork. I bet working for tips isn't so bad when you report at the end if the night and claim minimum wage when you actually made $20/hour.

lrh11 14

Don't worry. Any store you go to where people are making min wage and are forced to smile and grovel to you in order to not be fired,will whine and bitch about it after. It's not just servers. It's the people who work in gas stations,grocery and department stores. "Customer service" is a mask put on in order to keep a job,there is no one type of minimum wage job where everyone loves you,honey.

shadow33456 1

win.

AxCxDxDx 0

So, you did your job, got paid, tipped and learned an important life lesson from a napkin. I don't see what's wrong here.

KingDingALing 9

wow....way to rip off another post OP...someone wrote something very similar to this b4

RKftw 0

I wish someone had told me that before...

retrojesus 0

lol, noone wants anal from a unicorn

Fomortis 0

I'm going to say you deserved it for being a "juggalette".

BoBoIsClown 0

well you shouldn't!

EveryDayJackAss 0

ah that's a good one, i should try that the next time i go to a shitty restaurant