Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML
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jair_lhao 0
lmao that's soo true there horns might stab you >.< ouch
Juggalette1020 0
Second off. WTF dose it matter what my name is? Sorry I'm a fan of ICP. Wait...No I'm not sorry. I like them. I grew up around their music. So Get over it. And I didn't expect tips. But it's rather rude to leave something like that when I was overly nice, on time with everything, and everything came out right.
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PaintTheStars 2
You can't play leap frogs with narwhals either.
fagotron 0
What i don't get is why waitresses or waiters expect to be tipped? All you people are doing is your job, witch you already get paid for, quit bitching and quit being so greedy.
TessaBee 0
Obvious troll is obvious. Tipping is considered a server's income by the federal government, that's why.
Lilac_Luvs_Yew 0
dun dun dun duhh.
deviable 9
good advice.
guitar0501 0
track them down and slit their throats one by one. they don't deserve to live
LT_11 0
That is just hilarious.
simpleplan239999 1
I think this storyyy is a total win!
dubbiedoo 0
spring break 09!!
bryna_fml 5
Sorry i couldnt help but laughing. That does suck though
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Its a good tip