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Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

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Juggalette1020 0

Umm. The only reason It happened because we were just starting 3rd shit at that IHOP And the only people who realized that we were open were the drunk people. So there's bound to be assholes. And I deserve it for my name? Ummm No.

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lmao that's soo true there horns might stab you >.< ouch

Juggalette1020 0

Second off. WTF dose it matter what my name is? Sorry I'm a fan of ICP. Wait...No I'm not sorry. I like them. I grew up around their music. So Get over it. And I didn't expect tips. But it's rather rude to leave something like that when I was overly nice, on time with everything, and everything came out right.

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lol she has a good point,that would hurt

That's very good advice! ;)

AvikC818 8

I've been drunk at IHOP plenty of times. By the way ICP fans are sorry excuses for human beings so YDI

Shut the **** up and stop trolling.

"on a napkin the girl had wrote" "the girl had wrote" "had wrote" ydi.

briissocoollike 8

It's so true trust me I would kniw from personal experience

Sorry OP. some people are saying 'suck it up, it's not required'. We should be helping eachother out. And everyones arguing over which country's food services are better. And look, the earth is falling apart, literally and metaphorically. I'm not surprised.

Why does your life suck? You got some valuable information :D

Ugh, why are there so many people hating on Juggalos? Just because we're different means you could hate us? That's why there's so much violence in our country, too damn much hate. Just leave us alone and we'll return the favor.

andrewsgirl2010 7

Dont wanna get poked in the butt do ya?

I was there that day. Yeah they were sooooo drunk