Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray. Unthinkingly, i tossed it into the garbage can. 10 minutes later i realized I had thrown it away and spent the next hour searching through six garbage cans of half-eaten food. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I went without my phone all day, because my roommate moved it. Because I'd left it in the fridge. On top of a bucket of KFC. Which he ate. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML
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saranottelling 7
The same thing happened to me when I was 10, only with my retainer. The sticky garbage didn't ever really come off and I had to get a new one.
GAYbrial 0
That's only half a word.
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Comments (64)
Newbie21 1
Just clean it with disinfectent
capthavoc123 0
Phones go in pockets, dummy. Phones are not a food.
PayneTrain585 0
why does everybody on teh interwebz spell "realize" wrong
CheshireHalli 19
Other countries spell it different. So, not wrong. =)
dudeitsdanny 10
It is wrong if you spell it "realyse" =) Just saying ;D
baby_gurl2405 0
one word: Brill
GAYbrial 0
That's only half a word.
ihateu44 0
well you will have to buy a phone of burger king LOL
ihateu44 0
well you will have to buy a phone of burger king LOL
Mest_Is_Wicked 0
WHERE IS THE FIRST POST!?!?
maggie4realz 0
Not gonna lie, I've done this before.
cpcat123 0
Thousands of people in Haiti would kill to have a cell phone, quit whining about trivial things. I'm a little sickened this made it on the site
Towelie_31 0
lol this is a good point, how come no one in haiti ever posts on fml? (sarcasm)
JeNGaL9 0
Spelling corrections??? Teh?? Seriously...fyl