Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I had a lovely day, right up until the moment I got home, went to change my pad, and realised that sometime in the last two hours, somewhere between the library and this moment, my pad had somehow… fallen out. So somewhere out there my bloody pad is… just there. What if someone saw? FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
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blackcatbook 0
... What the ****? How would that even happen? Are you just wearing really tiny underwear?
Chubtubdaplaya 0
fo real, im not a girl, but I think u were doing something wrong!
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Comments (202)
atomicliz 0
I'm gonna have to say fake. Your undies hold it in place even if the sticky part has become unsticky :/
scorpiella 4
Its called wings. Your undies must have been baggy as hell for the pad to make its way out.
khxx11 1
1 word: tampons 45, I totally agree haha
mzbabi_boo 0
like wow...wtf
grimmelok 0
Don't care what anyone says, pads are ******* disgusting. When I discovered them when I got older, it was like a godsend. It's nice to not feel the slippery, icky wetness of a blood-stained piece of cloth against your cooch.
monnanon 14
i think the same thing about tampons, everyone is different.
nat_b 0
i agree i don't see how people can say tampons are disgusting when wearing a pad is just like having a bloody cloth between your crotch. Ugh. Btw OP - major FAIL.
Paige_Nicole10 0
ew you nasty bitch, some people need to figure out when to wear pads and when to wear tampons
madforpink 0
how did u stay on an elevator like tht? wouldnt the blood leak? wouldnt it soak through ur underwear??
egonzalez114 0
THANK YOU!! i was just thinking that same thing. does it really take 100 and some comments for someone to mention this??
madforpink 0
wouldnt the blood leak out eventually and people would see THAT??
airplanefood 0
Um, she's not naked. Sure it leaked on her underwear, it's not like she had her skirt pulled up for everyone to see - what are you talking about?
bambition7 0
ok even if the sticky came off i dont see how that could have happened unless your legs were spread apart this really is making me scratch my head and for 170 and 173 u r both obviously guys...idiot ones at that who know nothing about women
lexiBRo 0
Well for one, 170 & 173 are the same person. I'm not sure what part of their comment indicates that they are not women. If you are bleeding and the pad that was soaking the blood up is now being held in your hands, blood is undoubtedly going to soak through your underwear.
airplanefood 0
No, it's not going to "soak", the most blood that would leak in that short amount of time is barely a smudge, nowhere near even half a drop, in fact OP probably didn't leak at all by the time she made it to the bathroom. She assumed they were male because they seem to think people would see the blood, as it if were going to drip on the floor or something.
bholland16 0
ok, there are so many comments so this probably wont get read, but some of the first few comments say "pads arent that sticky. and if it's wingless and she's running it would probably fall out" seriously, what the hell do you other women use? toilet paper and call it a pad....? i use wingless pads all the time (also have run with them) and they are very sticky, don't roll up, and certainly don't fall out of my underwear. wow.
lexiBRo 0
you go running in a skirt? Most of us women you are referring to use tampons which is why we keep suggesting OP join the club.