Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex to music, which we hadn't done before. I was getting close when it cut to commercial. I was so turned off by the idea of coming during an ad break that I didn't come at all. Thanks Spotify. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML
Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, I told my husband I was horny and wanted to get it on. He agreed but first he had to finish the chapter he was reading, watch his show on Netflix, argue with strangers on Facebook, then do his workout. He had the nerve to cop an attitude when I was no longer in the mood. FML
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Top comments
plaguer 26
Better than him refusing to have sex at all, I guess.
H4IL2TH3V 8
take it as a compliment...
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Comments (150)
naxeeb 33
Ask him to do Kegel Excercises! It'll help both of you :)
glabberfasted 16
Men can do kegel exercises, too... Although it's usually for urinary incontinence problems. I doubt it'll help his premature ejaculation.
jeepers_1 21
It's been shown that kegel exercises can help men as well with ejaculation. It has to do with controlling the ******.
ilovefall10 21
Maybe it was so good that he couldn't help it?
olpally 33
Giggity! Hahaha. At least you're getting laid!
gmian 34
Better than nothing!
glabberfasted 16
What's the point of a woman "getting laid" if it never reached the end point because the guy finishes early? That's so annoying and not satisfying.
mullet3388 16
good thing that men dont care and we got ours too bad for you
LarissaT18 18
#100 Speak for yourself. There are real men out there who do care.
jazzy_123 20
my boyfriend felt terrible because last night he was only able to last like 1-2 mins. I guess it WAS my fault because I woke him up and he was exhausted. It's rare when he lasts that long unless it's a quickie, but for the most part he cares about me and makes sure I feel pleasure before he's done. So speak for yourself when you say guys don't care if his woman is done or not! #100
jamaicanme 3
HAHAHA oooOOOooh tht is awful. Better grab that toy!
laylarose1396 7
Not cool.
debbster7 18
I see this as proof that commercials are way too long now!
rg350dx 29
That's been my excuse for way too long.
thatnucca 36
Sometimes a quickie is just that quick...
carecow 16
Keep practicing and you'll might break the world record!
Fermion 20
The average masturbating time is around 3 minutes for guys. In other words it's normal.
worldclassrager 41
Doesn't matter had sex...
pwnman 33
Stop copying someone's comment.
JKROB 16
did he at least toss you a vibrator and a magazine?