Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. FML
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MrConcise 35
Maybe you should've watched CSI or Cops, then you would've taken it seriously.
JGKLassiter 6
At least you're safe! A life is priceless, the items robbed are irrelevant and can be replaced.
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Comments (87)
tonyfan00 38
Now that's just bad luck. FYL OP
Miscellanonymous 8
could of turned out worse if you went out to check what it was. glad your safe atleast.
thes7274473 19
Why is this categorized as 'intimacy'
footcheezeez 16
lol
Slow_Walker 7
guess because i didn't pick a category :))))
tournamentdecide 33
Or is it because you're secretely very kinky, OP?
ThongWarrior 17
Did they steal a 1920's lamp worth 12000? ?
Slow_Walker 7
no, they left the lamp :)))) guess they didn't know it's true value :))) idiots...
MrCantgetright 4
by ninjas apparently.
Slow_Walker 7
:)))) well, there was my Grandma's diary took from her wardrobe... I guess this thief had a fetish of reading stranger's diaries :))))
SteakBarker 5
Thats why you sleep with a gun under your bed.
Yeros 7
definetly
Kielnmsoftly 26
How is this one intimacy?
Colon_Man 17
Someone broke into her personal space and stole her stuff. How does it get any more intimate than that?
Mattlozano12 15
How the hell is this intimacy?
Malentine0116 6
I can relate to that....