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Slow_Walker Tbilisi, Georgia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. FML

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Slow_Walker 7

Yeah for me too... my reaction was taking the biggest kitchen knife, locking the door and looking for that bastard... for the moment i thought i was capable of killing someone... it scares me.. didn't know i was capable of even thinking like this :0

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Maybe you should've watched CSI or Cops, then you would've taken it seriously.

At least you're safe! A life is priceless, the items robbed are irrelevant and can be replaced.

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Now that's just bad luck. FYL OP

Miscellanonymous 8

could of turned out worse if you went out to check what it was. glad your safe atleast.

Why is this categorized as 'intimacy'

footcheezeez 16

lol

Slow_Walker 7

guess because i didn't pick a category :))))

Or is it because you're secretely very kinky, OP?

Did they steal a 1920's lamp worth 12000? ?

Slow_Walker 7

no, they left the lamp :)))) guess they didn't know it's true value :))) idiots...

by ninjas apparently.

Slow_Walker 7

:)))) well, there was my Grandma's diary took from her wardrobe... I guess this thief had a fetish of reading stranger's diaries :))))

Thats why you sleep with a gun under your bed.

How is this one intimacy?

Someone broke into her personal space and stole her stuff. How does it get any more intimate than that?

How the hell is this intimacy?

I can relate to that....