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Slow_Walker Tbilisi, Georgia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. FML

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Slow_Walker 7

Yeah for me too... my reaction was taking the biggest kitchen knife, locking the door and looking for that bastard... for the moment i thought i was capable of killing someone... it scares me.. didn't know i was capable of even thinking like this :0

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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MrConcise 35

Maybe you should've watched CSI or Cops, then you would've taken it seriously.

JGKLassiter 6

At least you're safe! A life is priceless, the items robbed are irrelevant and can be replaced.

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Comments (87)

tafranklin 4

I have a question. Why is this categorized under "intimacy"?

briafly27 4

Why is this in the Intimacy category?

briafly27 4

Why is this in the Intimacy category?

toxicLover28 19

This isn't funny whatsoever

tyra8972 8

How is this intamicy

Jesserb 17

Just curious, why is this in intimacy?

arkhamsiren 3

Question: why is this filed under Intimacy?