Slow_Walker
Tbilisi, Georgia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. FML
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MrConcise 35
Maybe you should've watched CSI or Cops, then you would've taken it seriously.
JGKLassiter 6
At least you're safe! A life is priceless, the items robbed are irrelevant and can be replaced.
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Mauskau 36
I'm not sure if someone would break into someone's house to steal some plates and maybe a wooden spoon :(
2ru 14
You are very fortunate there was not a confrontation. For me it would have had an episode of "The Kitchen Dead" produced by the .40 caliber network.
Slow_Walker 7
Yeah for me too... my reaction was taking the biggest kitchen knife, locking the door and looking for that bastard... for the moment i thought i was capable of killing someone... it scares me.. didn't know i was capable of even thinking like this :0
pugpuggy 21
Hey, O.P, at least it wasn't the walkers!
jelrid 30
Under some circumstances, people can do a wide variety of things that would surprise them. Anywhere from stepping in front of a bullet for someone, to lifting up a car!
CelticSkye 13
I'm actually really glad you ignored it and didn't get up to check it out. If you had, you may not have been around to post the FML. Glad you're okay, OP, and sorry you got robbed!
ladyg228 15
That's pretty ballsy robbing you while you were actually home. Good thing your okay
LondonderryAir 9
Surely by definition 'valuables' are expensive? I'm hoping they didn't take anything irreplaceable. FYL OP
mullet3388 16
You were the victim of a burglary not a robbery. God people read books.
Sirin_fml 47
Hey, Mister Condescending: don't they use commas in those books of yours? Or did someone rob your comment of them?
Ichiya 29
I want to be a God person
Slow_Walker 7
yeah it sounds great: i was actually burglarized... :)))) just in case you didn't notice: I'm not an English speaker... and what's the use of reading books if it didn't teach you kindness...
jelrid 30
Even if the OP was the victim of a burglary, since stuff was stolen, OP was still robbed of it.
DenBriZel 31
That's actually completely understandable. I watched Season 2 back to back in 1 day and afterwards I could barely leave my room and every sound I thought was walkers. So, yeah..
Ichiya 29
On Morrowind I was a notorious pillow thief. So who knows?
iseebearbears 27
burglarized*
worldclassrager 41
I don't recommend playing dead space
False_Stupidity 42
That games creepy as hell :0
False_Stupidity 42
Never know, the thief might have a weird fettish for Cheerios or might have just been hungry and wanted a sandwich.