Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Dork
Today, while watching Harry Potter, I realized I don't have any positive memories to be able to do a Patronus Charm. FML
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
At last! Well done!
Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML
It's my new look
Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML
Check your head
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
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mischief_managed_fml 0
Don't worry, I've done this too... Harry Potter is great. :)
zabeth_fml 0
OP: Google 'mirror neurons' - it's natural to mimic what you see, like wincing when someone gets punched in the balls or smiling when others are smiling. S'called being human. :) At least your brain's intact?
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Comments (311)
sprado 0
I love harry potter! But I'm not that lame. Pshh. Lmaoo! U need a life.
coocoocachizzle 0
haha thats ok ive done that so many times. at least you werent with anybody when u did it
Boredpirate 0
How is that an FML, again? It just seems like you were enjoying the movie, and got caught up in it.
4leafedchlover 0
I love harry potter! Wouldve done the same!
Mariiuh 0
your fault, BUT it was worth reading :) Sometimes doing an idiotic mistake can make you say FML too.
clumsydancer 0
Haha! Harry Potter is a great movie, it's only normal to get into it (: LOL
klutzilla1275 0
i've done this. don't feel bad lmao, it's like when people cry during movies. you can't make fun.
shai_hulud 0
Omg I've done that. I even did that once while reading a book. Someone in the book was at a graduation and everyone was clapping, so I started clapping. It was during PE too, with like 20 people around me. XD
pokemonsuit 0
Good to know I'm not alone :P I started clapping for Professor Lupin. :D
godyourethick 0
It happens to the best of us. Don't worry about it.