Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, I spent an hour in my car terrified to go inside because I thought my house was being burgled. I saw rapid shadows in the light of my lounge. Eventually I plucked up the courage to creep inside with a rock to find it wasn't a robber. It was my cats, fighting in front of a toppled lamp. FML
Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML
Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML
Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML
Today, I was texting while walking up the stairs to my porch. When I looked up, I saw someone standing behind the porch door, and was so scared that I fell backwards down the stairs. Turns out, it was just my reflection. FML
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Top comments
Sgrocks 5
Fyl for having a creepy ghost or sumthin in ur house. Good luck and hope it was just ur imagination...
freakinglaugher 10
Well shoot, I'd thought you didn't see me. Your house is very nice.
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Comments (537)
vbmg152 19
It's just a ghost! You probably won't see it again!
harbordawgswag 0
For the love of god I hope that was you imagination! Don't forget you can't rape a .38 :)
cooperdog 0
So instead of calling the police you posted on fml?
BayleeWasHere 1
…aw…afraid of the cookie monster…?
BayleeWasHere 1
Lol!! "Insidious" movie was EPIC!! No really scarry though…? But still!! xD
SuperSamBamm 0
You were probably getting robbed. He thought he was caught so he made a run for it while you closed your eyes... dumbass.
MissMeButLetMeGo 0
Yeah, they were getting robbed. Cause obviously the robber has super powers and can disappear without making a single sound, and has the speed of superman. Yes, that makes total sense. Not. Think about what you say, BEFORE you say it. Uh, hello, COMMON SENSE.
SuperSamBamm 0
He could of hidden somewhere for the time being, and then left. No one knows what happened, that's why we're discussing it. It was an input, that's all. Uh hello common sense
IPoopedOnU 12
-.- if u read it, it said they closed there eyes for like half a second. So the other person was right!
zenti 2
Naw man, you blacked out...while standing up.
The_mess_up 4
Can someone please tell me why around 600 people think he or she deserved this?
Nitrogenica 6
It's always a mystery... don't understand...
MissMeButLetMeGo 0
Because people are dumb and enjoy doing that just because they're idiots.
garuru 4
I think it was chuck norris
StarGurl86 0
So who you going to call? Ghostbusters!