Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, I spent an hour in my car terrified to go inside because I thought my house was being burgled. I saw rapid shadows in the light of my lounge. Eventually I plucked up the courage to creep inside with a rock to find it wasn't a robber. It was my cats, fighting in front of a toppled lamp. FML
Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML
Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML
Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML
Today, I was texting while walking up the stairs to my porch. When I looked up, I saw someone standing behind the porch door, and was so scared that I fell backwards down the stairs. Turns out, it was just my reflection. FML
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Top comments
Sgrocks 5
Fyl for having a creepy ghost or sumthin in ur house. Good luck and hope it was just ur imagination...
freakinglaugher 10
Well shoot, I'd thought you didn't see me. Your house is very nice.
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Comments (537)
jp_quiggle 3
It was probably a ghost. Don't worry, they aren't usually harmful, and usually dont do anything.
gabbiechaoss 5
Am I the only one that thought of the Rubberman from American Horror Story?
zane631 0
it was the slender man if u dont know what that is look him up on google
Cinderella_Man 10
They're called shadow people - google it. Those were some of Art Bell's best programmes.
fangz_fml 6
Bah, all you dis was jump. If it were me, I would have: Paused and have a deep breath Scream like a wuss Run away like a sissy Cry like a baby Shit my pants Call the ghost hunter Piss in my pants Annnd pass out
BigJ365 4
There is only one explanation Casper
Sammie246 5
I'm so sorry. close your eyes, meditate and listen to music. count to 100. anything to help you relax.
rigomar 2
it was toby!
FMLISFUNNY13 5
Im srry to say this but for all i know is its 1. Ur imagination 2. Demon 3. Demon taking form of someone 4. Someone trying to scare the shit out of u
thefaced 0
Just play loud country music to scare it away!